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15.06.2025 13:20

Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
Are you afraid to get married and why?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Are judges being lenient on hard criminals?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Then came..
Does having the wrong address on my car insurance invalidate my policy?
So they tried
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
How is a narcissist likely to handle situations when confronted with hard truths about themselves?
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How do women feel when they are in love?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Former ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ star breaks down in tears over ALS diagnosis - PennLive.com
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Why do men date women they are not really interested in?
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
NASA’s Voyager Probes Uncover a Mysterious “Wall of Fire” Beyond Our Solar System - The Daily Galaxy
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
—
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why are women attracted to ugly guys?
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance